Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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