porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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