Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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