butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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