I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Yo dont text me then not text me
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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