i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
