why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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