I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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