Duck Duck Cougar?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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