Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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