She's JV to your varsity
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I need a burrito and a hug.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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