no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
