your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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