No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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