she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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