I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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