Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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