is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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