We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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