Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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