eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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