Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Randomize
