My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Alive.
So much puke
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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