Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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