Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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