I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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