I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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