Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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