I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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