Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
one might say we're banned from that church
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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