She's JV to your varsity
Small penises have feelings too.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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