I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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