he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
