I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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