You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
