I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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