Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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