My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Randomize
