Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
