So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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