awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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