something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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