Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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