Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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