Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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