she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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