Me too!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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