whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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