and you said cock pushups were impossible
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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