we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Randomize
