it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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