you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
this will be a night to untag.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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