this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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