I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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