How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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