speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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